10.YOU DONE BOUGHT A HEADSET AND YOU TRYING TO SHARE IT WITH WHO YOU RIDING WITH...LET ME HEAR WHAT THEY SAYING, Y'ALL TRYING TO PUT Y'ALL HEAD TOGETHER, YOU USE THE LEFT EAR, I'MA USE THE RIGHT EAR.

9. YOU DONE SET UP THERE AND ATE ALL Y'ALL PEANUTS AT ONCE CAUSE YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT'S IT...YOU THINK THAT LADY GONE SWING BACK AROUND WITH ANOTHER PACK...THESE ARE THE ONLY PEANUTS YOU GETTIN.

8. WHEN YOU 1ST GET ON THE PLAN, YOU ASK THE PLIGHT CAN HE SWING THOUGH MEMPHIS TO PICK UP YOUR MOMMA.

7. YOU AIN'T USE TO NOTHING BUT SOUTHWEST, SO YOU DONE JUST DECIDED TO SIT ANYWHERE YOU FEEL LIKE IT, TALKING BOUT I GOT HERE 1ST...EVERYBODY ELSE GOT A BOARDING PASS.

6. YOU WALKING UP AND DOWN THE AISLE SELLING YO OWN SNACKS...PEANUTS HERE, GOT YO PEANUTS HERE, POPCORN GOT YO POPCORN.

5. YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD GET A SEATBELT EXTENSION, SO YOU SITTING UP THERE WITH 1 OF YO THIGHS BUCKLE IN...JUST YO THIGH IS BUCKLE IN AND YO FOOT SLEEP, YOU GET UP YOU FALL, CAUSE YOU DONE CUT THE BLOOD OFF IN YO LEG...YO SEAT BELT WAS ACTUALLY A TURNIKA

4. THEY DONE GAVE YOU A HOT TOWEL IN 1ST CLASS, YOU DONE UNBUTTON YO SHIRT AND START WASHING UP WITH IT...MY FATHER DID THAT, HE SAID YOU GOT TO WASH UP.

3. YOU AND YO PARTNER DONE BROKE THE TRAY TABLE SLAMMING YO DOMINOES ON IT.  

2. YOU DONE ASK FOR A EXIT ROW, CAUSE YOU GONE BE BRAIDING HAIR IN YO ROW FOR $15 DOLLARS...I GOTTA BE ABLE TO STANDING BEHIND THESE PEOPLE, IMA NEED A EXIT ROW.

1. YOU BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR AND 40 MINUTES CAUSE, YOU CAN'T FIND THE BUTTON THAT FLUSHES THE TOILET...LAWD I GOT TO FLUSH THIS SOON, IF I DON'T FLUSH THIS SOON GOD, IM GONE FALL OUT...PLEASE GOD WHERE IS THE TOILET BUTTON TO FLUSH THIS DAMN TOILET.