At customs, man claims 49 lizards were for lunch

ACCORDING TO YAHOO NEWS

A German man stopped at customs with 49 live exotic lizards in his bag claimed they were destined for the cooking pot and even offered to bite one's head off to prove it, officials said Wednesday.

Customs officials halted the 28-year-old at Munich airport on his way back from Oman and were staggered to find in his luggage a menagerie including 31 spiny-tailed lizards and 18 other reptiles, including geckos and wall lizards.

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Mississippi Cops Warn Drivers About Stopping for Homicidal Fake Cop

ACCORDING TO THE ABC NEWS

Mississippi authorities are urging drivers to be wary when being pulled over by a police officer after two people were shot and killed by someone police think could be posing as a cop to get motorists to stop.

"We urge everyone to be cautious while driving, especially at night," the Tate County Sheriff's Office posted on their Facebook page. "If someone attempts to pull you over with flashing lights and you feel unsure of stopping, DON'T PULL OVER. Use your cell phone and dial 911 and if it's a real officer then the dispatcher will confirm it for you and if it's not a real officer they will send help to you."

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“Basketball Wives” Producers Promise No More Fighting

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It’s no secret that VH1′s “Basketball Wives” is one of the most hated reality shows on television, mainly because of the non-stop drama and fighting that seems to plague EVERY single season of the show, from the first season, through the fourth season that is currently airing on TV.

But the producers — including Shaunie O’Neal — say that’s about to change, now that the controversial reality show has been picked up for a fifth season, despite calls to boycott the program and advertisers pulling out from the show.

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Dear Steve and the Crew, Im 21 living in SC. Im currently talking to this guy 23 from NC. We been talking for 5 years now. Currently he's building on a home he says is for us but he says I cant put my name on the lease because his name is already on the lease. He also told me to finish school, raise 10,000 and he'll get me to NC to be in our home he's building for us. I asked him why didnt he tell me about this home building project when it first came to mind and i explained to him that I feel blocked in. He says it;s because I dont understand. So I asked him are we in a serious relationship and he says "no really to be honest not yet because your not here so I see no point in rushing into things, But who knows and when you get here I'll be willing to start."..... Is this right? Should I give 10,000 to put towards this home? The only information I have about the house is the address and the location and that he's finish with the kitchen. I honestly dont know what to do put pray about it.

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10.IF HE CAN UNBUTTON HIS MAMA BLOUSE, WHILE HE'S TALKING ON THE CELL PHONE.

9.  IF YOUR SON WALKS IN Y'ALL BEDROOM AND TELL YOUR HUSBAND THIS HOUSE AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 2 OF US.

8.  WHEN HE GET THROUGH, HE ROLLS OVER AND GO TO SLEEP.

7.  AT SCHOOL, HE THREW UP THE MILK IN THE CAFETERIA.

6.  YOU GOTTA GO DOWN TO THE SCHOOL, CAUSE HE DONE LATCHED ON TO THE TEACHER...WHAT YOU ON THE TEACHER FOR.

5.  WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND YOU SEE A BOWL OF CEREAL ON THE NIGHT STAND WITH A NOTE IN IT, THAT SAYS, FILL THIS UP BEFORE YOU GET IN THE SHOWER.

4.  IF HE STANDING THERE WITH 2 COOKIES IN HIS HAND TALKING ABOUT, GOT MILK.

3.  HE DIDN'T TURN IN HIS HOMEWORK CAUSE HIS MOMMA STAYED OUT LATE AND HE AIN'T EAT TILL MIDNIGHT.

2.  IF YO BOY COME IN TIRED FROM RIDING HIS BIKE, AND HE OPT FOR SOME BREAST MILK OVER KOOL AID...BOY YOU DON'T WANT NO KOOL AID, NAW NAW, WHERE MOMMA AT.

1.  IF HE REFERS TO IT AS A HAPPY MEAL.

McNamee: First gave Clemens steroids in 1998

ACCORDING TO THE ASSOCIATE PRESS / YAHOO SPORTS

WASHINGTON (AP) Speaking softly, nervously and in detail, Brian McNamee testified about the life-changing moment when, he said, he first gave Roger Clemens a ''booty shot'' of steroids.

The government's star witness in the Clemens perjury retrial took the stand Monday and told the jury that he injected one of baseball's most successful pitchers with steroids about eight to 10 times when they were with the Toronto Blue Jays in 1998.

McNamee said the injections stopped after Clemens developed an abscess on his buttocks later in the season. He said Clemens walked by and ''threw a whole bag (of steroids) at my locker and said, 'I'm done with it.'''

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